Lewis Black hates tennis.  But he closed his show in Austin, Texas on Friday, Nov. 22 with a little tale I wrote about the John Newcombe Tennis Ranch.

Stolen image from here.  “Newks” never looks this good.

This little rant was originally based on my compressing harassment story I wrote back in 2017.  I had to shorten it and try to fill in a few more jokes to make it work for a live show.

But it didn’t work that well.

The good news is that I managed to write a story about Newks without mentioning Pussy Joe or Goat-Fucking Geno.

Angry Ed and Kevin got all the billing and both laughs…

Enjoy: