Fuck the USTA
The United States Tennis Association sucks. The USTA website is a confusing piece of shit. It’s just a website for fuck’s sake, keep it simple
Kieran
I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.
Pussies I have known
I’m using “Pussies” in the old-fashioned, misogynistic way — the way the old testament god intended…
New Careers
It’s taken me 40 years to figure out I always need a backup career, because some shit is going to happen and I will be the scapegoat. Currently, I have 2 backup careers in mind: insurance fraud and money laundering.
They seem “easy.”
Old Man Sex
These old men will not stop telling me about their sex lives.
A letter from Kieran to his fucked up tennis team
Watching you guys schedule a line up for a match is like watching 8 monkeys fucking a football.
Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel
VW made the mistake of allowing me to “name” my car on their fraud victims website. “Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel” just rolls off the tongue and it accurately describes my 2012 Golf. Other name candidates included: Pooter Fraud Auto Gray Piece of Shit Cheating Bastard Clean-air Fucker Fucking […]
Put a helmet on… and finish that fucking cookie
Scars of childhood come out when it’s time to eat dessert.
I've been repeatedly Phuong-ed
Getting phuong-ed isn’t as pleasant as it sounds.
Never ask an old man how he feels
“How are you?” is a fucked-up greeting to anyone with gray hair.
The bear, the boy and the man-bun
I fucking hate driving from Tucson to Phoenix on Friday nights, and I’m not letting man-bun eat my pizza.
My Generation
My generation sucks. And if you think I’m talking about “The Who” song, you are probably part of the problem.
Douchebag Millennials
This generation of douchebag millennials is lazy, stupid and incompetent…
Welcome to the team, a letter from Kieran to the tennis players
On 1/3/17, Kieran – wrote: _______________________________________________ OK, let’s get this year started right… Two people on this email thread have failed to sign up (Gibson and Scott). Henceforth they shall be purchasers of all beer at first home match — which I just saw is posted for Jan. […]
A letter from Kieran to the 40-and over team
What follows is one of the email threads from my tennis team. On Mon, Jan 23, 2017 at 6:40 AM Tony wrote: Anybody interested in playing a singles match against me this morning or tomorrow evening? Tony (TPaps) ___________________________________________________ From: Julian Sent: Mon, Jan 23, 2017 6:41 AM […]
The Savages
In 1987 (I think) I married a Savage, a real Savage, not some bullshit pejorative nickname, but a real Savage.
Kieran's Humor 