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Kieran

I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.

Bullshit searches

By Kieran on May 11, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

It took 2 years of reading marketing bullshit for my slow brain to figure out how to see words people googled in order to find this bullshit.

The list was a little surprising:

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Shit Doctors Say

By Kieran on May 4, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

As a patient, I’ve never got to spend more than about 5 minutes straight with a doctor. Unless I was unconscious and he was cutting something out of my body like my appendix or the soft disc in my lumbar spine. Then maybe I can afford the full hour.

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Happy Birthday — KEVIN

By Kieran on April 27, 2021 • ( 7 Comments )

I’m sure you will agree that birthdays are BULLSHIT. You have done nothing to deserve all this. Today, you are just a hairy freeloader forcing a social tax on your friends for food, drinks and gifts. Congratulations — you are now a socialist.

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Fat Biker: Fatter Biker

By Kieran on April 20, 2021 • ( 3 Comments )

I never thought it would happen to me. Riding on the flat dirt path next to a canal, I got passed — by an even fatter biker.

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The high cost of the Electoral College

By Kieran on April 13, 2021 • ( 5 Comments )

It was created to solve a problem that didn’t exist, and now the very existence of the Electoral College creates a bigger problem — giving power to losers.

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Masking the LJBTC

By Kieran on April 6, 2021 • ( 5 Comments )

Sure the rooms were $350 a night, and we could only get a room up the stairs with a “street view,” and the restaurants were closed, and no barbecues on the beach, and there was no food or booze service on the beach. But it came with a “free mask.”