You are just a Fucking Pussy
The rules for what makes a man are changing, but that doesn’t give any of you a license to become a complete pussy.
Snot Factories – Invest Now
I’m not sure if it’s allergies or the fucking flu, but the last two weeks I pulled a Kafka — a metamorphasis from human being to a 240-pound snot factory.
Old Man Shit
Most people say puberty brings the biggest body changes of your life. Well, most people are shit heads. Puberty is nothing compared to…
Harvey and Irma Expose Fucked Up Politics
We can all agree Harvey and Irma dumped a shit ton of rain from Texas to North Carolina.
North Korea Tourista
If you love all things synchronized — swimming, rhythm gymnastics, doubles diving… Imagine how wonderful North Korea must be. You should go.
The LJBTC Community
In July, I experimented with being LJBTC. This was my first time, and I have to admit — I liked it. I might do it again next year
Fucking Canadians
It’s Canada Day today… So I thought I’d send this friendly message to our northern neighbors…
Don’t get your knickers in a twist – of course this is just more of my bullshit.
Top 10 clues that your neighborhood is going downhill
10 – You are on busy corner, and on both sides of the road there are PayDay loan stores.
Spatial Awareness
For two years I have carefully conducted my own survey of spatial awareness…
Revenge through plumbing — Updated
There is a town in Arizona founded on shit and piss. And if you can’t stand the people who put the orange Putin puppet in power, you should go there on July 1.
My Generation
My generation sucks. And if you think I’m talking about “The Who” song, you are probably part of the problem.
Douchebag Millennials
This generation of douchebag millennials is lazy, stupid and incompetent…
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