Category: Tennis teams — Pendejos

These assholes got these rants started. It could be a never-ending source of fake anger, sarcasm, and petty feuds. And crustacean jokes — lots of crustacean jokes.

The Metamorphosis — Bullshit Style

By Kieran on December 27, 2018 • ( 16 Comments )

Jesus was sitting with him at bar in the Third World Club when the first signs of a metaphorical exoskeleton started to cover the douchebag millennial’s body.

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My Knee Warranty is Up

By Kieran on October 25, 2018 • ( 5 Comments )

I had been told both my knees had tendonitis. It could get better in 2 weeks or 2 years. It didn’t

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Suck It Pickle Ball — updated

By Kieran on October 11, 2018 • ( 16 Comments )

When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.

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Long Live Tennis

By Kieran on October 4, 2018 • ( 1 Comment )

If you want to live, play tennis — according to the New York Times. That’s right you mother fucking golfers, the failing New York Times reported on a European study that people who play tennis live 9 years longer than lazy shits — even 3-5 years longer than […]

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Pendejo Time Machine

By Kieran on September 27, 2018 • ( 15 Comments )

Condo invited a bunch of Pendejos to his condo for Friday happy hour — all we had to do for 2 free beers was destroy his brand new hot tub.

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To Newks or Not to Newks – Updated

By Kieran on September 25, 2018 • ( 2 Comments )

This week I have to decide if I’m going to join the Pendejos on their annual pilgrimage to the Newcombe tennis ranch (Newks) in New Buttfuck, Texas

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Recruiting Crustaceans

By Kieran on September 13, 2018 • ( 7 Comments )

Players have been bailing off the sinking ship of my fucked up tennis team so fast we renamed ourselves the “Rats” (maybe*). Sure, sure you read the tennis team category, and you know everybody left because of this Bullshit Blog. Fuck you — you are only partially right. […]

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Ads on Top of My Bullshit — Updated

By Kieran on July 23, 2018 • ( 1 Comment )

Most of you would never notice, but I added Google Ads to this Bullshit. No, no, I’m not fucking stupid, I’m never going to make any money at this shit.

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Joining the LJBTC one Veggie at a Time

By Kieran on July 11, 2018 • ( 3 Comments )

In June, I made my annual foray to join the LJBTC community. It was a whole family transition — I took the Bear. Becoming LJBTC was surprisingly easy — except

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My Eulogy

By Kieran on July 9, 2018 • ( 2 Comments )

Not long ago, the husband of one of my co-workers died suddenly. Got me thinking about what people would say about me…. Nothing good I imagine.

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A Fermentor for Larry

By Kieran on May 24, 2018 • ( 17 Comments )

I don’t know what the fuck a fermentor is, but I set up a GoFundMe to buy one. You wanna know why? Because Larry wanted one, for fuck’s sake.

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The Dicks of Palm Springs

By Kieran on May 10, 2018 • ( 6 Comments )

I don’t have any evidence to prove it, but I swear to your imaginary God the old dicks of Palm Springs are the only thing keeping the economy surging

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Wingman T-ball — Update

By Kieran on May 1, 2018 • ( 10 Comments )

Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses’ tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent

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A Rewritten Letter to the Fucked-Up Tennis Team

By Kieran on April 24, 2018 • ( 7 Comments )

An FNG got into the email game with my fucked-up tennis team. He completely fucked it up. So I had to pull out my teacher’s highlighter and school him