These assholes got these rants started. It could be a never-ending source of fake anger, sarcasm, and petty feuds. And crustacean jokes — lots of crustacean jokes.
Well, well, looky who volunteered to captain our fucked-up tennis team this season: Julian, the ODM (Original Douchebag Millennial). We didn’t even get to start the first match before the fucking universe brought down a cloud of karma on his head. Fellow douchebag, Sherwin, bailed out of the […]
After knowing me, and/or reading these Bullshit emails, several former friends of mine have told me to seek professional help. “Fuck that and Fuck you”…
This is my 100th post — who knew I was this full of shit.
It was 9:30 p.m. on a Tuesday and a bunch of us had just finished playing tennis in Gilbert — a perfect time for a drink.
Just like Trump running to Putin, this season one of the fucked up players on my tennis team went running to a bunch of “wanna be” winners. I was told “Traitor McGee” (not his real name, but close enough) wrote “a really nice note” on his way out […]
I’m thinking of buying a white van and a long rope, so I can get you dumb shits to follow the eternal fucking rules of rec tennis.
I can usually have a good night if I can just get my drugs right. It’s not as easy as it sounds.
If I hit some bullshit tennis shot off the net and it falls in for a winner, don’t hold your breath waiting for that pussy little hand wave
I killed way too many brain cells this past weekend with the Tucson Pendejos — again. But between beers (and some new alcoholic shit called the red devil or the red menance) something happened that restored just a little of my faith in humanity. We were all drinking […]
It’s the US Open mother fuckers, time to celebrate tennis. But I just had to go to the uspen.org website and fucking ruin it.
I’m ashamed to admit I spent 5 fucking days looking for a beer in San Diego. Worse? When I quit trying, the Bear found it in 2 hours…
The competitive drunks who conned me into a Texas trip last year, invited me for a weekend in the mountains. I was the first one to say “yes.” My bowels have been giving me shit ever since.
There is a club in Tucson Az, where it’s nearly impossible to tell if the members are tennis players or semi-functioning drunks. It’s the only club I have ever joined. 99-percent of tennis clubs in America are full of tea-tea-tottling, upper-class twits who cheat on line calls — […]
Just when I thought it was impossible for people to change, the biggest Pussy I have known, jumps off the list, and a whole new crew may be headed for pussifica
I started this bullshit blog as a fun way to vent, cut down the long email threads from my shithead friends, and maybe get them to act right. But this bullshit is not working. The fucking USTA tennis team is still throwing out these long email chains or […]
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