Category: Carol Baskins

Stories and pictures of a tiger-striped Chiweenie

Doggie doppelgänger

By Kieran on April 18, 2023 • ( 6 Comments )

My tiger-striped chiweenie may not be the only chihuahua-mix named Carol Baskin. The devastating news came as I was picking her up at the groomer.

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Carol Baskins – Pocket Rocket

By Kieran on February 16, 2023 • ( 4 Comments )

My tiger-striped chiweenie (possibly a chug) has a secret. Most Saturdays when the weather is nice, she pretends to be an athlete.

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Natural state

By Kieran on January 3, 2023 • ( 6 Comments )

My father’s family, the MacNamaras, had a great saying: “Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lay down.”

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The upside-down

By Kieran on July 12, 2022 • ( 3 Comments )

It was Fourth of July weekend — 105+ degrees — and the Boy’s air conditioner went kaput.

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Chug that

By Kieran on March 8, 2022 • ( 1 Comment )

I just received some devastating news… my Chiweenie may not be what I thought she was. She might be, dare I say it… part Pug.

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Whose walk is it anyway?

By Kieran on February 8, 2022 • ( 2 Comments )

Who knew the debate about whether older parents are better would be kicked off by a couple of little bitches.

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Chihuahua privilege

By Kieran on December 9, 2021 • ( 5 Comments )

If you don’t believe stereotypes exist for a reason, walk a 10-pound chihuahua in public.

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Year of the Rat

By Kieran on October 27, 2021 • ( 5 Comments )

Don’t care what the Chinese say, I’m calling 2021 the Year of the Rat.
2020 was obviously the Year of the Dog. The pandemic put us all at home. Heaven for most dogs. Free treats and walks all day.

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Green-eyed Monster

By Kieran on October 5, 2021 • ( 4 Comments )

I was walking Carol Baskins, when I bumped into my wife’s boss (the principal). “She really can’t wait to get Carol in her classroom,” the boss said. “She talks about it all the time.”

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Carol Baskins – Comfort Animal

By Kieran on August 19, 2021 • ( 14 Comments )

Who knew that murdering bitch Carol Fucking Baskins could be a comfort to all mankind?

The Sugar Mama knew, that’s who.

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Modern day Yippie

By Kieran on May 25, 2021 • ( 6 Comments )

After finishing the Peace Corp, my brother dropped out of corporate America and became an organic fruit farmer in Washington state. Remember the Hippies and the Yippies? That’s not him.

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Shank you very much

By Kieran on March 23, 2021 • ( 7 Comments )

Like most dangerous things, it started with an innocent and simple suggestion.

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The ears have it

By Kieran on September 1, 2020 • ( 10 Comments )

I was watching one of those bullshit Hollywood chat shows, when I heard something interesting — yeah shocked me to.

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Carol Baskins and the 1 percent

By Kieran on July 14, 2020 • ( 7 Comments )

We fled the summer hell in Arizona for heaven — San Diego.

Original plan was to spend more time in the LJBTC community. No Dogs allowed. But that got cancelled. We found a pet-friendly vacation rental in Del Mar, and that’s how Carol Baskins got to rent her time with the 1 percent. She lived up to her name, sort of.