Gazing through the warped lens of the empty whiskey glass, the Tennis Channel executive could no longer contain the anger.
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I have played every Saturday for nearly 30 years.
“You know for someone who moves like you, pickleball is a good option,” they say. Fuck them.
Remember when I said I would walk on a pickleball court when I was in hospice? Well, apparently I’m dying.
It took 2 years of reading marketing bullshit for my slow brain to figure out how to see words people googled in order to find this bullshit.
The list was a little surprising:
Believe it or not, I have a friend, who recently became “famous” for quitting. Well, at least “internet famous” (in Tucson only) when he quietly retired.
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.