I am the danger
We have all seen the stories on the 2022 crime wave, especially in big cities. I went to New York recently, and it was amazingly crime free to me.
“Covid” cough at the club
“I’m dying,” the wife said in a way we all knew she was not.
Asexual merges
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
Next man up
If you have ever wanted to play in the NFL, start working out now…
No this isn’t some fucking review of the Kurt Warner movie – an underdog tale of “pray and play and someday your dreams will come true”…
It’s much worse than that. It’s the fucking Covid.
Year of the Rat
Don’t care what the Chinese say, I’m calling 2021 the Year of the Rat.
2020 was obviously the Year of the Dog. The pandemic put us all at home. Heaven for most dogs. Free treats and walks all day.
The plague we deserve
For years comedians like George Carlin and Bill Burr have been calling for a plague. Something to wipe out the stupid and intolerable.
Keep your distance
Covid is winding down, but I’ll be fine if you fuckers stay 6 feet away from me.
Don’t Vax; Don’t Tell
That’s right, show your vax card, venture out in public, and take off that fucking mask. If you are not vaccinated, lock down, mask up and shut the fuck up.
Masking the LJBTC
Sure the rooms were $350 a night, and we could only get a room up the stairs with a “street view,” and the restaurants were closed, and no barbecues on the beach, and there was no food or booze service on the beach. But it came with a “free mask.”
No Thanks — Savages
While other people ignore the warnings and pack the airports, there will be no big Savage family Thanksgiving. Can’t have 20-plus people gather in 2020.
Outbreak Breakout
After 7 months of lockdown, we broke my dad out of the old folks home.
Best Wishes is BULLSHIT
When Trump got the Covid, way too many fucking people “wished” him well.
No good deed goes unpunished. No well-intentioned wish doesn’t fuck up the universe — again.
Bet on Treatment
It’s a race to see what will come first for Covid-19: a treatment or a vaccine. Put your money on the treatment — there is no money in vaccines.
LJBTC doesn’t welcome me
Sometimes the universe hates my plans.
Spanish Flu Redo
This “re-opening” shit is giving me Deja-Vu.
It’s either a glitch in the Matrix, or I’ve been watching too many fucking documentaries, and I spent too much time with my grandfather.
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