I can’t read shit without glasses, and for 3 years, I just carried a single pair of readers. Suddenly in the past few weeks, I keep losing my glasses.
This summer I took the bullshit out of Kieranbullshit.com
After several years of a happy relationship with my iPhone 6, one day it was just over. I can hardly stand to look it in the eye.
Listen my children, pick your career wisely. Nobody ever thinks about how many of your friends and family will expect “free service” for whatever skills you may
Every time I try to do something good for the planet, I get screwed.
I got a third of the way up the mountain, when I had to turn back for my bicycle pump. No big deal, I’ll just be a few hours late getting home. I’m lucky I made it at all.
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
My 90-year-old father and I flew 3000 miles to see them. The Frick and the Met, museums that is. Art gold. Let me spill a little tea.*
When did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like a middle-age man picking internet brides from Asia.
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it.
Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading the groceries. No one said shit.
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
The Boy made one little change on Facebook, and it sent the Savages into a tizzy.
There’s no fucking free lunch in this world, and that applies to beer too, goddamnit.
For nearly two decades, I grieved the loss of my original Roomba. The little robot vacuum that couldn’t.