AI photos versus Google
To give the poor souls some rest from my bullshit words, I have grudgingly added pictures to these rants for the past 4 years.
It’s not going well.
Dick moves of the Musk
I’ve been hearing how smart artificial intelligence and machine learning “is” since 2008. It seems to be on everybody’s lips 15 years later with chats and pictures coming from a machine that are as good or better than people.
I still wince at the claims.
Your Package Sucks
I can’t read shit without glasses, and for 3 years, I just carried a single pair of readers. Suddenly in the past few weeks, I keep losing my glasses.
Removing bullshit
This summer I took the bullshit out of Kieranbullshit.com
Fuck You Cell Phone – Updated
After several years of a happy relationship with my iPhone 6, one day it was just over. I can hardly stand to look it in the eye.
Family IT Guy
Listen my children, pick your career wisely. Nobody ever thinks about how many of your friends and family will expect “free service” for whatever skills you may
I'm in Hot Water — Finally
Every time I try to do something good for the planet, I get screwed.
Fat Biker: desert storm
I got a third of the way up the mountain, when I had to turn back for my bicycle pump. No big deal, I’ll just be a few hours late getting home. I’m lucky I made it at all.
Fat Biker: Old Fart Cycling
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
Fat Biker – Batteries Not Included
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
Frick the museum
My 90-year-old father and I flew 3000 miles to see them. The Frick and the Met, museums that is. Art gold. Let me spill a little tea.*
Spotting Bullshit
When did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like a middle-age man picking internet brides from Asia.
The Most Amazing Thing I Ever Saw (in a grocery store)
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it.
Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading the groceries. No one said shit.
Suck It Tech Giants
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
Today ain’t your birthday, Boy
The Boy made one little change on Facebook, and it sent the Savages into a tizzy.
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