PC culture is the ultimate bullshit. When I can’t think of a category, shit goes here.
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(From 2015) So there I am the other day, sitting on a stationary bike at “Rehab United” trying, slowly, with great pain and no success, to get my surgically repaired knee to go 360 degrees around on the bike pedal, all the…
If you are ever feeling fat and old, go to Deadwood, South Dakota in the summer. Look around the casino, walk the streets. It’s better than time travel.
During news coverage of the white nationalists shouting in Charlotte, I heard one really good idea. Yeah, surprised me too.
Of course it was coming from a mouth-breathing racist, so it’s taken me a long time to reconsider if I really agreed with him.
He was standing near a confederate statue and screaming: “This is my heritage. My family fought to save our farm.”
Just when you thought it could not get any dumber, politics in the US has found new depths of stupid in 2023.
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A mistake was made. Yes. The lovely wife had errands to run before supper and left the youngsters at home alone. Normally the “youngsters” are to be trusted. They play, they sleep, they investigate. This day was different. They were in the…
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Writer’s Block:? A condition in which a writer is either unable to produce new work or experiences a creative slowdown. It should be so simple. I don’t know if it’s age, the anxieties, stress and uncertainties of the current times, but lately it…
If another adult “disciplines” your kid, the right response is embarassment — you are raising a little fucker who did something wrong. Just apologize and then shut your mouth.
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Promotion. Look it up. “An activity that supports or provides active encouragement for the furtherance of a cause, venture, or aim.” Or more to the point – “the publicization of a product so as to increase sales or public awareness”. In this case,…
Did I tell you the wife and I are going to be grandparents? Blossom Savage is due in June.
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To this day, people often ask me why my name doesn’t appear in the credits of the film, Pretty Woman, on which I did a lot of work. It’s a long story and it’s a short story. The long one first, at least…
The polls before today’s election are baffling to me. Why are so many people voting for fascism?
I’d be willing to put more into political campaigns, if I had any idea how my money would help.
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Writer’s Block:? A condition in which a writer is either unable to produce new work or experiences a creative slowdown. It should be so simple.? I don’t know if it’s age, the anxieties, and uncertainties of the current times, but I have lost…
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9/19/23 Okay, guess what?? You’ll never guess in a? million years and so I’ll tell you.? Sit on his ass at a desk me recently went to — wait for it — call it the “B” word — a baseball game.? Yes!? And…
A bi-sexual, atheist senator — what could be better? I couldn’t wait to pull the lever for Kyrsten Sinema.
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