Tag: Funny

Fat Biker: Bugs

How can you spot a happy bikers? Count the bugs in their teeth.

I know that’s an old terrible joke… but it sort of applies to bicycles too. I’ve swallowed my share of “free protein” — especially riding at night.

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Phallic smile

I recently took my 15th final farewell trip to the third world racquet club in Tucson. I learned something that may change the way I look at a small part of life — forever. Once you hear this story, it’s going to mess you up too.

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Originally posted on Stephen Metcalfe:
Promotion.  Look it up.  “An activity that supports or provides active encouragement for the furtherance of a cause, venture, or aim.”  Or more to the point – “the publicization of a product so as to increase sales or public awareness”.  In this case,…

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Head Case

I was denied summer camp as a child. I skipped the college dorm life. For a few years, I filled the camp/dorm fake nostalgia with Newks tennis camp.

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“Our Story” — rewrite from the groom’s father

Fucking weddings have gotten even more complicated. Now you have to have a website with invitations, RSVP’s, maps, shit to do, the mandatory shopping lists (registry) and the obligatory “Our Story.”

Somehow it became my job to review my son’s website and send him feedback and corrections (thanks to the project management skills of the wife). Mostly around “Our Story,” because his story is not as good as his cousin’s (who just got married Sept. 29).

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Random Writer

Neurodivergent Writer & Teacher / Powered by ADHD

Chasing Dirt

Tripping over roots and rocks since 1996

Ask a Stray Dad

Bad advice for a father trying to do good by his family.

Following A Bold Plan

When In Doubt, Go Big.


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Why do we god?

An atheist blog that seeks to discredit the Bible by exposing its silliness.

Secondrate Cyclist

Pieces of life and the love of family mixed with the passion to ride

The Bloggess

Like Mother Teresa, only better.

A Midnight Rider

Riding the South Coast of Massachusetts and Rhode Island

the idle cyclist

cycling less than i plan


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Stephen Metcalfe

playwright, screenwriter, and novelist

A Dude Abikes

The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.

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"We make bitter better."

Oh, For Fuck's Sake

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If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space

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Where smartasses chase unicorns

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A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.

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My life as a cautionary tale.


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