Pumpkin house
For Jerry Seinfeld, it was cabinets — for me it was paint. Gary can paint it any color you want. You just have to “say” what you want.
Natural state
My father’s family, the MacNamaras, had a great saying: “Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lay down.”
The Grinch House
If I meet somebody who lives near me, and they want to know which house is mine, all I have to say is “It’s the Grinch House.”
The problem with Christmas
You know what the problem is with Christmas… not enough commercialization.
Fat Biker Problems
Everybody else loses weight when they ride a bike. Not me. I’ve ridden more than 35,000 miles since 2010, and I just keep getting fatter and fatter.
Bicycle repair man
For 10 years of cycling, my mantra was always: “I don’t want to fix my bike, I just want to ride it.”
Urgent Problem – Update
I missed the Lewis Black show in Phoenix for 2022. But here’s a reminder of a happier time, (2018) when I made the show and he read my little joke… with video.
My stupid anger
I had planned on seeing Lewis Black for more than two years. His 2020 show — cancelled, Covid. His 2021 show — cancelled, Lewis had a health issue.
As soon as the 2022 dates came out, I got the FUCKu fan club seats. Oct. 1 in Phoenix.
The “B” Word
Originally posted on Stephen Metcalfe:
9/19/23 Okay, guess what?? You’ll never guess in a? million years and so I’ll tell you.? Sit on his ass at a desk me recently went to — wait for it — call it the “B” word — a baseball game.? Yes!? And…
Your Package Sucks
I can’t read shit without glasses, and for 3 years, I just carried a single pair of readers. Suddenly in the past few weeks, I keep losing my glasses.
Removing bullshit
This summer I took the bullshit out of Kieranbullshit.com
Fuck You Cell Phone – Updated
After several years of a happy relationship with my iPhone 6, one day it was just over. I can hardly stand to look it in the eye.
Kyrsten for cash
A bi-sexual, atheist senator — what could be better? I couldn’t wait to pull the lever for Kyrsten Sinema.
Family IT Guy
Listen my children, pick your career wisely. Nobody ever thinks about how many of your friends and family will expect “free service” for whatever skills you may
Why I rant (blog)
I met one of my 10 readers a few weeks ago. He turned his head like a confused puppy and asked “Why do you write this?”
I did not have an acceptable answer. I’ve been thinking about it for two weeks.
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