AI photos versus Google
To give the poor souls some rest from my bullshit words, I have grudgingly added pictures to these rants for the past 4 years.
It’s not going well.
The Cover
Originally posted on Stephen Metcalfe:
A review on Amazon of my new novel, Attachment Patterns, starts like this – “This book is all that it says it is, well-written, emotionally charged, and a really good read” – and ends like this – “However, the cover is an absolute…
PROMOTION!
Originally posted on Stephen Metcalfe:
Promotion. Look it up. “An activity that supports or provides active encouragement for the furtherance of a cause, venture, or aim.” Or more to the point – “the publicization of a product so as to increase sales or public awareness”. In this case,…
Removing bullshit
This summer I took the bullshit out of Kieranbullshit.com
Why I rant (blog)
I met one of my 10 readers a few weeks ago. He turned his head like a confused puppy and asked “Why do you write this?”
I did not have an acceptable answer. I’ve been thinking about it for two weeks.
I fucking hate Tom Brady –Updated
Now that the GOAT is gone, it’s going to be harder than ever to market his “personality” to a skeptical public. Details here:https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/marketing-a-goat
Sugar Mama vs Bear
In the battle of the Bullshit blog nicknames, I was confident I had picked a winner. Surprise, I fucked that up.
Bullshit searches
It took 2 years of reading marketing bullshit for my slow brain to figure out how to see words people googled in order to find this bullshit.
The list was a little surprising:
SFD — that’s me
I recently went to my first writers conference (virtually). What did I learn? I’m a shitty writer.
My first hater
“Chacha,” an anonymous and apparently literary genius of the internet, gave this bullshit it’s first “real” bad review.
Begging for Blogs
Talking shit about your “friends” on the internet should be endorsed by the American Psychological Association — it’s a great sanity check.
Papas don’t let your babies grow up to read Bullshit
I learned recently that several fathers have let their children read this Bullshit. I’m seriously thinking about calling Child Protective Services.
Cash for Kidney Stones — Updated
I hate the health care system just for treating me like a child, but this week my writer friend Sean is really fucked — or whatever anglo-saxon swear word you can wrap around having a rock stuck in your urethra.
Spouse Shaming by Kate
I bumped into the shaming couple in the third world club the other night. They asked one simple question. They didn’t like my answer.
Video Page
I finally conceded. Nobody reads anymore, so I created a video page. https://kieranbullshit.com/videos-lewis-black/
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