Human extinction — let me count the ways
Since I was a child hiding under my desk at school “practicing for World War III,” I’ve known the “end is near.” It didn’t start with me. We have all “known it” for a long time.
Dick moves of the omnipotent
If the myth of the god of Abraham is true, he’s got a lot of explaining to do.
The problem with Christmas
You know what the problem is with Christmas… not enough commercialization.
Unintelligent Design
“Intelligent Design” is such a steaming pile of horse shit — every time some dumbass says it, part of me wants to hit them in the head with a shovel.
Papal apologies
The Pope has formally apologized to the native people’s of Canada for some of the churches crimes against their children. Some. Don’t count on more. Those incels have a long way to go to make up for 2000 years of celestial dictatorship and atrocities sold to us as the “church’s blessings.”
The power of spinning
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
Fuck St. Patrick and the snakes he rode in on
I’m so fucking Irish I don’t have to wear green or get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a Bullshit holiday — they don’t really celebrate it in Ireland
Don’t Vax; Don’t Tell
That’s right, show your vax card, venture out in public, and take off that fucking mask. If you are not vaccinated, lock down, mask up and shut the fuck up.
Beyond Atheism
I was insufferable enough when I was just an atheist. But in the last few years, it’s gotten worse.
My new favorite joke
It took almost 20 years, but I have a new favorite joke.
My old favorite still makes me laugh, but not nearly as hard as it used to (be — a common condition at my age).
The Biggest Little-Known Crime Against Humanity
One of the biggest crimes happened almost as soon as Christianity started.
Before they even got a smidgeon of power, early Christians were already burning books and libraries.
Religion and Abortion
Let’s start this rant on a topic no one wants to discuss: Abortion and fucking religion. (This is why I only get invited to Savage dinner parties — nobody wants to listen to this bullshit).
Specifically, I’m talking about the Christian fucking religion.
Aywaska U — Updated
Please stop trying to expand my mind. Maybe it’s just me, but every where I turn people are talking about psychedelics like I’m doing something wrong because I haven’t tripped balls with a Peruvian Guru.
Shaman, sorry, Peruvian fucking shaman.
Weirdest 3-way Ever
We were at the Bear’s second cousin’s wedding in New Mexico when it happened. I drank too much, and said something I thought was funny…
Cussing Makes Me Better Than You
There’s more and more research to show that cussing makes you:
Smarter
Stronger
More Honest
Tolerate More Pain
A Better Communicator
Reduce your level of Stress
You know, just a better fucking person than all those stuck up assholes who act all butt hurt when you tell them their religion is bullshit.
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