Bible business
“I just had an epiphany that could make us rich (or you anyway) and it’s in your skill set.” text message from Larry Ward at 3 a.m. on March 16…
Faithful deductions
Now is the time of year when the faithful forget about their one day of the year to do good (Christmas) and turn their attention to their final tax deductions.
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Family feud fueled by supernatural creature
The saddest part of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is that it’s a family affair. Genetic studies on Jews in Israel and Arabs in Palestine show that they are genetic cousins with common ancestors within the last few thousand years. People spend a lot of time trying to distinguish them […]
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Lyft phone
Like all things New York, no good trip goes unpunished.
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Human extinction — let me count the ways
Since I was a child hiding under my desk at school “practicing for World War III,” I’ve known the “end is near.” It didn’t start with me. We have all “known it” for a long time.
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Dick moves of the omnipotent
If the myth of the god of Abraham is true, he’s got a lot of explaining to do.
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The problem with Christmas
You know what the problem is with Christmas… not enough commercialization.
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Unintelligent Design
“Intelligent Design” is such a steaming pile of horse shit — every time some dumbass says it, part of me wants to hit them in the head with a shovel.
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Papal apologies
The Pope has formally apologized to the native people’s of Canada for some of the churches crimes against their children. Some. Don’t count on more. Those incels have a long way to go to make up for 2000 years of celestial dictatorship and atrocities sold to us as the “church’s blessings.”
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The power of spinning
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
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Fuck St. Patrick and the snakes he rode in on
I’m so fucking Irish I don’t have to wear green or get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a Bullshit holiday — they don’t really celebrate it in Ireland
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Don’t Vax; Don’t Tell
That’s right, show your vax card, venture out in public, and take off that fucking mask. If you are not vaccinated, lock down, mask up and shut the fuck up.
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Beyond Atheism
I was insufferable enough when I was just an atheist. But in the last few years, it’s gotten worse.
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My new favorite joke
It took almost 20 years, but I have a new favorite joke.
My old favorite still makes me laugh, but not nearly as hard as it used to (be — a common condition at my age).
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The Biggest Little-Known Crime Against Humanity
One of the biggest crimes happened almost as soon as Christianity started.
Before they even got a smidgeon of power, early Christians were already burning books and libraries.
