Fascism and pickleball
There is a house just south of us and just north of the Boy’s house, that has put my daughter-in-law in a pickle. It’s a…
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Pickle pilled
Just to show you what a spoiled prick I am, one of my biggest “disappointments” in my entire life has been my son and his…
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A different view?
Just because Pickleball sucks, it doesn’t mean it does not have a right to exist? Ahhh maybe — according to Goat-fucking Geno that is. Worth…
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Court pickle
Finally my hatred for pickleball has been endorsed by the main-stream, “fake news” of the corporate media. You can’t get more fake news and more…
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The saddest story ever told
Who knew a basic text could make me cry. Gathering up a foursome to play tennis doubles, I sent a quick thread to the Tuesday…
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The hidden toll of Pickleball
We all have that one friend who has abandoned tennis for the awful whiffle. In my case we lost “expert Bob” to the kid’s game…
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Artificial pickle
I wasn’t worried about AI taking over the world, until I tried to chat with the robots at Bing.
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Death by pickleball
I thought I was the biggest pickleball hater, until I read the story of a cancer patient who told the NewYork Times that living next…
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Pickleball confession
I have a whole category of rants about how bad “Pickleball Sucks,” but I must confess (like Katy Perry) I played a pickleball game, and…
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Kids game puts tennis in a pickle
Gazing through the warped lens of the empty whiskey glass, the Tennis Channel executive could no longer contain the anger.
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The world’s newest profession
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you…
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Pickleball wars
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I…
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