
Pickleball confession
I have a whole category of rants about how bad “Pickleball Sucks,” but I must confess (like Katy Perry) I played a pickleball game, and…
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Gazing through the warped lens of the empty whiskey glass, the Tennis Channel executive could no longer contain the anger.
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It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you…
Keep reading…Pickleball wars
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I…
Keep reading…Tennis or Pickleball – you decide
“You know for someone who moves like you, pickleball is a good option,” they say. Fuck them.
Keep reading…In a Pickle(ball)
Remember when I said I would walk on a pickleball court when I was in hospice? Well, apparently I’m dying.
Keep reading…Bullshit searches
It took 2 years of reading marketing bullshit for my slow brain to figure out how to see words people googled in order to find…
Keep reading…The Legend Retires — Updated
Believe it or not, I have a friend, who recently became “famous” for quitting. Well, at least “internet famous” (in Tucson only) when he quietly…
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