Lewis Black Harassment
Lewis Black hates tennis. But he closed a show in Austin, Texas a few years ago with a little tale I wrote about the John Newcombe Tennis Ranch. I just found a copy of the video, so I’m reposting it.
Here’s something I know next to nothing about. But it keeps coming up.
Lewis Black hates tennis. But he closed a show in Austin, Texas a few years ago with a little tale I wrote about the John Newcombe Tennis Ranch. I just found a copy of the video, so I’m reposting it.
We were sitting at a table of 6. Squeezed between 5 tables in a crowded dining space on the first night of our group tour of Italy. Here on the Lido (near Venice) the tour provided two bottles of wine per table — one white, one red. Everybody at our table was drinking red.
On the tour in Italy, the wife only wanted to add a few “excursions.” The first was a gondola ride in Venice. “I’ve always wanted to do that,” she said like something in our 36 years of marriage was missing…
For two years I have carefully conducted my own survey of spatial awareness…
I got a new job this year, but I still kinda suck at it. Maybe I will get better with age.
Did I tell you the wife and I are going to be grandparents? Blossom Savage is due in June.
Recently, I got a new taste for what they mean by Sweet Home Chicago.
#MeToo, rape culture and related tags have been powerful reminders that many men are just shit factories. And women are forced to wade through their waist-deep crap almost every day.
I don’t like strangers touching me. It took me years to learn how to enjoy a haircut. “You are going to love it,” the wife said in a way we both knew was a lie.
If everyone is a whore and it’s just a negotiation over price, I learned I have a total value of one cold beer.
One of the family secrets that I did not know until recently — my mother used to call us: “The Shit Show.”
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
Don’t call it fucking “hair styling” or going to a “stylist” — pushing 60, I’m back to sporting the same haircut I had when I was 6.
I’ve been married so long, I’m starting to dream that I’m cheating on her… I’m not fucking kidding. Woke up in a hot sweat, half covered with a down blanket and fully wrapped in guilt.