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I got a new job this year, but I still kinda suck at it. Maybe I will get better with age.
Here’s something I know next to nothing about. But it keeps coming up.
I got a new job this year, but I still kinda suck at it. Maybe I will get better with age.
Did I tell you the wife and I are going to be grandparents? Blossom Savage is due in June.
Recently, I got a new taste for what they mean by Sweet Home Chicago.
#MeToo, rape culture and related tags have been powerful reminders that many men are just shit factories. And women are forced to wade through their waist-deep crap almost every day.
I don’t like strangers touching me. It took me years to learn how to enjoy a haircut. “You are going to love it,” the wife said in a way we both knew was a lie.
If everyone is a whore and it’s just a negotiation over price, I learned I have a total value of one cold beer.
One of the family secrets that I did not know until recently — my mother used to call us: “The Shit Show.”
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
Don’t call it fucking “hair styling” or going to a “stylist” — pushing 60, I’m back to sporting the same haircut I had when I was 6.
I’ve been married so long, I’m starting to dream that I’m cheating on her… I’m not fucking kidding. Woke up in a hot sweat, half covered with a down blanket and fully wrapped in guilt.
Old people often look back on their youth as a simpler time. That’s bullshit. Life was complicated as soon as we dropped out of the trees and walked across the savannah on our hind legs.
Civilization is created by women. Without them, it’s Lord of the Flies with more testosterone and back hair.
Lewis Black hates tennis. But he closed his show in Austin, Texas on Friday, Nov. 22 with a little tale about the John Newcombe Tennis Ranch. (video)
Recently I noticed a small thing about the Bear that has been driving me a bit crazy.
Whenever she refers to any thing about me or the things I like, she always adds this one adjective.
Neurodivergent Writer & Teacher / Powered by ADHD
Tripping over roots and rocks since 1996
Bad advice for a father trying to do good by his family.
When In Doubt, Go Big.
Not suitable for children, the sensitive or those hoping to get into heaven.
An atheist blog that seeks to discredit the Bible by exposing its silliness.
Pieces of life and the love of family mixed with the passion to ride
Like Mother Teresa, only better.
Riding the South Coast of Massachusetts and Rhode Island
cycling less than i plan
"Nothing that happens to a writer -- however happy, however tragic -- is ever wasted." ~ P.D. James
playwright, screenwriter, and novelist
The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.
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Incoherent ranting & cries from the edge of sanity, mostly.
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Where smartasses chase unicorns
A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.
My life as a cautionary tale.
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