Category: Tales of Tucson

The Old Pueblo is full of Pendejos and other problem children described in these bullshit stories. It’s Austin (or Portland) with a lot more cactus and a lot less cash.

The Nelson Step

Look down when you are leaving the bar at the 3rd world racquet club — one of these steps is not like the others. It’s blonde and has a slightly different pattern

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Happy Birthday — KEVIN

I’m sure you will agree that birthdays are BULLSHIT. You have done nothing to deserve all this. Today, you are just a hairy freeloader forcing a social tax on your friends for food, drinks and gifts. Congratulations — you are now a socialist.

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Oxy Robbery

The CVS drugstore near my office is clean, efficient, and can fill every imagniable personal need.

It’s fucking amazing. I love it.

Unfortunately, it’s more of a magnet for crime than a two-dollar whore house.

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Fat Biker: Animal Control

Being a fat biker (pedaling not Harley) with no pigment leaves me little choice.  I have to ride at night or risk Satan’s kisses (sunburn all over). 

I’m a night person anyway. I put on two motorcycle power headlights, a flashing red tail light and head out once the sun turned off.

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Chasing Dirt

Tripping over roots and rocks since 1996

Ask a Stray Dad

Bad advice for a father trying to do good by his family.

Following A Bold Plan

When In Doubt, Go Big.

Kieran's Humor

Not suitable for children, the sensitive or those hoping to get into heaven.

i like margarine

accessories sold separately

Why do we god?

An atheist blog that seeks to discredit the Bible by exposing its silliness.

Secondrate Cyclist

Pieces of life and the love of family mixed with the passion to ride

The Bloggess

Like Mother Teresa, only better.

A Midnight Rider

Riding the South Coast of Massachusetts and Rhode Island

the idle cyclist

cycling less than i plan

THE MEMOIR LIFE

"Nothing that happens to a writer -- however happy, however tragic -- is ever wasted." ~ P.D. James

Stephen Metcalfe

playwright, screenwriter, and novelist

A Dude Abikes

The Dude Abides. I'm A Dude AbiKes. I wonder as I wander around Austin on a bicycle.

Jay's Brainstorms

All kinds of ideas and thoughts

Ben's Bitter Blog

"We make bitter better."

Oh, For Fuck's Sake

Incoherent ranting & cries from the edge of sanity, mostly.

THE WIDOW BADASS BLOG

"This blog is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - F.G.

My Life Lived Full

If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space

Chasing Unicorns

Where smartasses chase unicorns

A Site for Sore Guys

A place for grumpy old men- ladies and the young are welcome if they feel they are up to it.

Tales from the Land Manatee

My life as a cautionary tale.

icouldbewrong.blog

Informative, invigorating, sometimes even entertaining ... Your comments are encouraged here!

The Out And Abouter

- Satire, Commentary, Satirical Commentary -