Every fiber of my non-existent soul didn’t want to tell this story. It’s wrong on so many levels. Stop here if ye be afraid.
I once went cycling up a giant mountain with a drug lord from South America.
Sure, sure Angry Ed denies he is, or has ever been, a drug lord. But if ever there was a witness protection name for a cartel double agent, it’s “Ed Vegas.”
Fresh on the heels of my Body Shaming by Kate, her two best “friends” found a way to pick on my face.
It’s Canada Day today… So I thought I’d send this friendly message to our northern neighbors…
Don’t get your knickers in a twist – of course this is just more of my bullshit.