Death by pickleball
I thought I was the biggest pickleball hater, until I read the story of a cancer patient who told the NewYork Times that living next to pickleball courts was worse than cancer.
Pickleball confession
I have a whole category of rants about how bad “Pickleball Sucks,” but I must confess (like Katy Perry) I played a pickleball game, and I liked it.
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Kids game puts tennis in a pickle
Gazing through the warped lens of the empty whiskey glass, the Tennis Channel executive could no longer contain the anger.
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The world’s newest profession
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
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Pickleball wars
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I have played every Saturday for nearly 30 years.
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Tennis or Pickleball – you decide
“You know for someone who moves like you, pickleball is a good option,” they say. Fuck them.
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In a Pickle(ball)
Remember when I said I would walk on a pickleball court when I was in hospice? Well, apparently I’m dying.
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Suck It PickleBall — updated
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.
