Grandpa storytime
Did I tell you the wife and I are going to be grandparents? Blossom Savage is due in June.
I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.
Did I tell you the wife and I are going to be grandparents? Blossom Savage is due in June.
My tiger-striped chiweenie (possibly a chug) has a secret. Most Saturdays when the weather is nice, she pretends to be an athlete.
Hello Fresh delivered them. Mutant carrots. So long, thick and hard, they would be too big even for the hardest of hard core porn movies.
Sometimes life forces hard choices; some choices are easy.
For Jerry Seinfeld, it was cabinets — for me it was paint. Gary can paint it any color you want. You just have to “say” what you want.
My father’s family, the MacNamaras, had a great saying: “Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lay down.”
We’ve been married for more than 35 years. It almost ended this past Christmas Eve.
If I meet somebody who lives near me, and they want to know which house is mine, all I have to say is “It’s the Grinch House.”
You know what the problem is with Christmas… not enough commercialization.
“Intelligent Design” is such a steaming pile of horse shit — every time some dumbass says it, part of me wants to hit them in the head with a shovel.
Originally posted on Stephen Metcalfe:
To this day, people often ask me why my name doesn’t appear in the credits of the film, Pretty Woman, on which I did a lot of work. It’s a long story and it’s a short story. The long one first, at least…
Everybody else loses weight when they ride a bike. Not me. I’ve ridden more than 35,000 miles since 2010, and I just keep getting fatter and fatter.
The polls before today’s election are baffling to me. Why are so many people voting for fascism?
I love playing tennis, but I only “tolerate” watching it. I’d love to be a fan, if I could scream obscenities, dress up like an idiot and bring in…
You know you have had enough of a long weekend party with the Pendejos when it’s Sunday and…
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