During news coverage of the white nationalists shouting in Charlotte, I heard one really good idea. Yeah, surprised me too.
Of course it was coming from a mouth-breathing racist, so it’s taken me a long time to reconsider if I really agreed with him.
He was standing near a confederate statue and screaming: “This is my heritage. My family fought to save our farm.”
Ironing is fucking stupid and dangerous, and we should all stop it.
We have all seen the stories on the 2022 crime wave, especially in big cities. I went to New York recently, and it was amazingly crime free to me.
“I’m dying,” the wife said in a way we all knew she was not.
I spent 5 days in a schizophrenic haze. Not something as cool as a mental break — just a vacation with my 90-year-old dad.
“I bought this bike, so I could ride it. I don’t want to learn how to fix it.”
I got a new iPhone with face recognition. Now my Twitter feed is fucking with me.
I don’t need no IQ test to tell how stupid people think I am. I just need the Bear to leave for a few days.
Fat Bikers are hell on wheels.
I finally conceded. Nobody reads anymore, so I created a video page. https://kieranbullshit.com/videos-lewis-black/
I don’t trust people who don’t cuss — those fuckers are hiding something.
I’ve been a journalist and an English teacher, and I can tell you some of what we shove down kids’ throats as “grammar” is bullshit.
If I was smart, I would have gone to Las Vegas on Sunday. On Saturday, I hit the fucking Rant is Due lottery — Lewis Black read another of my little stories.
No means no goddamnit. But not at Apple.
There’s a list of advantages to only spending weekends with the spouse. Surprise visits is not one of them.
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