Category: Sex and Gender

Here’s something I know next to nothing about. But it keeps coming up.

Drop that Swiffer

By Kieran on October 29, 2019 • ( 8 Comments )

Some old white guys hate taxes and never want to fund government research. Some old white guys are fucking idiots.

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My Love is Bigger than a Subaru

By Kieran on September 19, 2019 • ( 10 Comments )

There’s a list of advantages to only spending weekends with the spouse. Surprise visits is not one of them.

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My Dad’s Girlfriend(s)

By Kieran on August 29, 2019 • ( 19 Comments )

My father is 88 years old. His biggest problem in the world is keeping his hometown girlfriend from meeting his traveling girlfriend.

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I Can Finally Tell My Truth

By Kieran on August 27, 2019 • ( 11 Comments )

It’s taken me months to fully admit it… But I can now say I was sexually harassed on a boat in Alaska.

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Fucking Parking Lot

By Kieran on August 8, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

I was just two windows away from my second possible menage-a-trois, and I’m so old, I didn’t even turn around to look.

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The Patriarchy Made Me Crush a Woman

By Kieran on June 18, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

I’ve got no evidence to prove it, but I’m convinced I almost crushed a woman just to support the patriarchy.

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Hooray for Hooters

By Kieran on June 4, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

It had been a long day and a half in a crowded room listening to stories about work while not getting any work done. I couldn’t wait to head over to Hooters.

It had been built in our imaginations like a combination of Camelot and Plato’s Retreat. It was the first Hooters in the state — newly opened in downtown Phoenix.

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Weirdest 3-way Ever

By Kieran on May 14, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

We were at the Bear’s second cousin’s wedding in New Mexico when it happened. I drank too much, and said something I thought was funny…

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Menage a What The Fuck?

By Kieran on March 28, 2019 • ( 7 Comments )

I only have one “sex” story that I used to share in public.

I was 16 years old and working at the ghetto grocery store that was a few blocks from my parents’ house. One winter night around 9 p.m. I was rounding up the last of the shopping carts in the parking lot.

This tiny little rusted out piece-of-shit sedan was a rockin’.

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Free the Nipple — Updated

By Kieran on March 21, 2019 • ( 4 Comments )

I have a lot of political opinions, but I don’t do much about them. I vote. But I don’t protest, I don’t donate to political causes very often, I don’t volunteer.

I’m suspicious of all groups. I’m not “a joiner”, and I really kinda hate people. But I finally found a political movement I can get behind: Free the Nipple.

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Diphthong Denea

By Kieran on March 5, 2019 • ( 9 Comments )

One of the fucked-up things about playing recreational tennis is away matches.

You have to drive to some other part of town and play on strange courts. And worse, we can’t just walk to the Third World bar to enjoy some popcorn and beer with the resident mice — we are forced to pick a different bar.

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Submit

By Kieran on January 22, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

It was my niece’s wedding, and Shannon is not submitting to nobody, nowhere. She came out of the womb screaming like a banshee, and that screaming for shit didn’t stop until she learned how to talk.

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Face Shaming by Andy and What’s Her Name

By Kieran on November 29, 2018 • ( 17 Comments )

Fresh on the heels of my Body Shaming by Kate, her two best “friends” found a way to pick on my face.

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Body Shaming by Kate

By Kieran on November 1, 2018 • ( 8 Comments )

We all have a friend or acquaintance who just blurts out the truth even if they are not thinking about it or even trying. Kangaroo-face Gilbson has been trying

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Women Take the Wheel

By Kieran on October 18, 2018 • ( Leave a comment )

Here’s to another sex offender on the Supreme Court (move over Clarence, here comes Brett, an even bigger and badder pervert). But even if we voted both of them off the court, it doesn’t fix the bigger issue.