The Dicks of Palm Springs
I don’t have any evidence to prove it, but I swear to your imaginary God the old dicks of Palm Springs are the only thing keeping the economy surging
Wingman T-ball — Update
Jesus was sitting on the other side of the table starring at the waitresses’ tits. She walks away and he leers at the rest of us letting us know his intent
Body Parts
The most interesting definitions in English are the dirty ones — especially the twisted ways we use genitalia to describe personality traits. Part of me feels
Bigamy
A mormon friend told me this story: A mormon man was driving with his new bride in a car decorated “just married.” They cross the Canadian border
You are just a Fucking Pussy
The rules for what makes a man are changing, but that doesn’t give any of you a license to become a complete pussy.
Compressing Harassment
I killed way too many brain cells this past weekend with the Tucson Pendejos — again. But between beers (and some new alcoholic shit called the red devil or the red menance) something happened that restored just a little of my faith in humanity. We were all drinking […]
Celebrating Sluttery
I’ll never know why “slut” is an insult. Women who like sex and like to show it off should be treated like fucking diamonds. Just like diamonds there are plenty of them out there, but De Beers and fucking “society” keep them rare. I get why the De […]
Ginger Stripper
When it comes to sex and girls, the Boy and I have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. The Bear does not share this policy. She sticks her nose into every part of his “relationships” like they are unguarded honeycombs. She started when he was in the 2nd […]
Unequal Pay
There are only two guys in the world I’m jealous of — both of them are fucking geniuses. They don’t have to work — their wives make all da money.
Lewis Black reads the Miata Rant
On Saturday night, Lewis Black read the VW rant. On Sunday he followed up with this…
Never enough fucks
It drives me crazy when some shit head acts like they are shocked or offended when anyone says “fuck.”
Spatial Awareness
For two years I have carefully conducted my own survey of spatial awareness…
Sex Ed in Akron, Ohio — Updated
I pulled my first and only funny video from Lewis Black off this Bullshit blog for the last 6 months or so. Nobody noticed.
Mid-life car/crisis
I had to replace the lying nazi bullshit diesel, and for the first time in my life, I was acting like one of those asshole “undecided voters.”
Pussies I have known
I’m using “Pussies” in the old-fashioned, misogynistic way — the way the old testament god intended…
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