Death by pickleball
I thought I was the biggest pickleball hater, until I read the story of a cancer patient who told the NewYork Times that living next to pickleball courts was worse than cancer.
I thought I was the biggest pickleball hater, until I read the story of a cancer patient who told the NewYork Times that living next to pickleball courts was worse than cancer.
I have a whole category of rants about how bad “Pickleball Sucks,” but I must confess (like Katy Perry) I played a pickleball game, and I liked it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I have played every Saturday for nearly 30 years.
“You know for someone who moves like you, pickleball is a good option,” they say. Fuck them.
Remember when I said I would walk on a pickleball court when I was in hospice? Well, apparently I’m dying.
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.