No Towels for You – and Other Tales of the Third World
For most places, the holidays are time to reflect and improve. Not at the Third-World Racquet Club — these are the times when everything goes straight to the shitter.
Body Parts
The most interesting definitions in English are the dirty ones — especially the twisted ways we use genitalia to describe personality traits. Part of me feels
You are just a Fucking Pussy
The rules for what makes a man are changing, but that doesn’t give any of you a license to become a complete pussy.
Unpussified
Just when I thought it was impossible for people to change, the biggest Pussy I have known, jumps off the list, and a whole new crew may be headed for pussifica
Pussies I have known
I’m using “Pussies” in the old-fashioned, misogynistic way — the way the old testament god intended…
Put a helmet on… and finish that fucking cookie
Scars of childhood come out when it’s time to eat dessert.
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