The joke continues. Rants and Swears “re-nominated me” for a Sunshine Award.
Yes, fits this bullshit to a Tee…
For the Sunshine nomination, there are rules. Â I will follow exactly one of them.
The Rules:
- Thank the blogger who nominated you.
- Answer the 11(or 4) questions the blogger asked you.
- Nominate new blogs to receive the award and write them 11 (or just 3) new questions.
- List the rules and display the Sunshine Blogger Award in your post/or on your blog.
- Notify the nominees about it by commenting on one of their blog posts.
I’m not nominating anyone this time around — fuck it.
But just to be polite, I will answer the questions Rants and Swears asked me.
- How do you measure success? (not necessarily professionally, could be personally)
At the end of an evening of tennis at the Third World Club, Grif “pronounces” our success: Â “We had tennis. We had beer. We had wings and vegetables (yes we are so old the cardiologists make us order vegetables). Â Another successful (Monday or Tuesday, or Thursday) night.”
It’s a success whenever we get the day right.
2. What do you worry about most and why?
Other than work, I generally only worry about my family’s heath:
- We have reached the age where is this always something broken on the Bear?
- Why is the Boy whinning about his back and shoulder at age 28?
- When I wake up, what’s going to hurt (back, shoulder, knees, feet)?
Because something is going to hurt and it would be nice if just one fucking morning it wasn’t a surprise…
3. Waffles of Pancakes?
Both. Breakfast is not the boss of me.
4. Â If you could be any superhero or villain, who would you be? Why?Â
I don’t follow this Marvel bullshit. Â I stopped watching Spiderman when I was 8. Â By the way, ever go back and watch that cartoon from the 60’s? Â That lame ass song repeats more than Baby Shark… Â It’s fucking Sponge Bob with fight scenes.
But if I had to be a fictional character with super powers, I’d be Beelzebub, The Beast, The Prince of Darkness. Â That fucker has all the fun.
My nominees
Nope not gonna do it. Â But I will offer another stolen Monty Python clip (this has to be public domain by now). Â I’m refusing to follow this rule like Michael Palin refuses to believe this parrot is dead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo
I finally answered the first round, but I, like you, did not follow the rules.
I refuse to accept awards like this. Not that anyone ever fucking nominated me. But if one should, I’d refuse to accept it.
Good for you. I only joined because it had to be a joke. It’s still a little bit funny to me.
Ohh and I do really like your “award free” notice in your site. That’s funny too.
Thanks. So far, no one has sent me money. But it never hurts to try.
I’m up-to-date on your blog, now. It was a lot of reading, but worth all the chuckles I got out of it. Since yours is the first blog I’ve ever read start-to-finish, I award you with the First Ever Complete Read Blog Trophy: 🏆
Incredible. I didn’t think it was possible to devour that much bullshit in just a few short weeks. I hereby dub you: “Greatest Bullshit Reader in History.”