Some people say they feel sorry for Hunter Biden. He’s being targeted for special punishment because of who his dad is and that anyone else would pay the fine and go home. I’m not one of those people.

He was on drugs at the time. He’s sober now, not likely to offend again. Don’t care.

He only had the gun for 11 days and it never had any bullets in it. Don’t care.

He paid back all the taxes, interest and penalties. Don’t care.

I think this should be a precedent. We should prosecute anyone who bought a gun while addicted to drugs and signed a paper saying they were sober. We know it’s true about Hunter because he included that story in his book. Guilt by memoir.

I say we should comb through every celebrity semi-confessional-tell-all-book for possible admissions to crimes. Prosecute every single admission. Fuck the statute of limitations. Let’s get Rob Lowe in prison for his pension for young girls from the 90’s. Let’s arrest every Belushi for enabling whatever John may have done in the 80’s.

Sure the prisons would be full of Hollywood “greats.” I just saw John Mulaney trending on Netflix. I’m pretty sure he confessed to at least 5 felonies in his new special “Baby J” — including turning an acquaintance into his own personal drug dealer. Really funny the way Mulaney tells it. Funnier if he told it from jail.

There would be a fair share of new prisoners from Washington DC and New York too. About time these coastal elites saw the kind of drug prosecutions they do for meth against the homeless or people living in trailers in Peoria, Midland or Tulsa.

For all the 2nd Amendment folks cheering the indictments of Hunter, I hope they also cheer when we investigate all gun purchases like this one. I’m all for pee-tests before purchase and taking guns away from addicts – even 5 years later. They frequently say we have enough gun control laws on the books, I say if we enforce it for Hunter, enforce it for all gun owners.

Maybe we will see the gun and drug indictments later. But right now, Hunter’s not on the hook for getting high. Like Al Capone, Hunter didn’t pay taxes for 5 years. Ran up a $1.4 million tax bill. Ohh he had the money. He just chose to spend it on clothes, drugs and sex workers instead.

Don’t point the finger at us. We are looking at you Hunter Biden.

When he finally filed his taxes in 2020 for 2018, he made up a bunch of shit to reduce his bill. Got caught in those lies and the tab went up to nearly $2 million. An unknown “benefactor” gave him a loan to pay it all off. No idea if he paid the loan back or who gave him the money.

Should he skate with a slap on the wrist. Fuck No.

We should go after everybody with a $1 million tax bill. I don’t care if it takes special prosecutors and five years to get them, every one of these “comfortable” mother fuckers should be uncomfortable when thinking about paying their taxes — even if they already paid them. Roger Stone should be in jail right now.

The default seems to be to let people get away with tax evasion. I don’t get it. They are literally stealing from the rest of us. If we throw the book at as many as we can find, maybe Bezos, Zuckerberg and Bill Gates will pay their fair share too (just to stay out of the hoosegow).

If just paying it back is a get out of jail free card — why pay it in the first place. Keep the money and hope you don’t get caught. If the cops come a knocking — then you write the check — for part of what you owe and see if that makes the feds go away.

As for the “extra punishment” for political families… I say GOOD. We should hold our leaders to higher standards. Including their immediate families.

We should be investigating the Trumps, the Clintons (ohh that’s right we did that for 25 years), the Obamas (ohh we did that too). OK the Trumps then. Let’s start with Jared and Ivanka who made millions while “working for the administration” then billions when they left.

But prosecuting family members may discourage people from running. Good.

If you got dirty laundry in the family closet maybe we don’t want you. And if you are Joe Biden and willing to run knowing what’s coming — maybe it will make you more empathetic before you prosecute someone else. Of course that will never work for a Narcissist like Trump. We could throw both his sons in jail and it won’t stop his mad rush to be the first American dictator. It’s dictator or prisoner for Trump. He’s committed so many crimes (indicted for 91 seems like the tip of the iceberg). He’s got nothing left to lose.

But for the normal, run of the mill, corrupt politicians, we should make them and their families worried that they will get time if they do the crimes.

We have been making excuses and feeling sorry for them for way too long.