Fat Biker: Rim jobs
Fat Bikers are hell on wheels.
Kieran
I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.
Pendejo Envy
We all think Freud was a fool for “penis envy”. Well, I’ve got a similar theory about the other side of the taint.
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The founding fathers were a little fucked up — Updated
This is a good time to remember the “Founders.” But if one more wanna be GOP “thinker” tells me he “believes in” the Constitution, I’m just going to take a shit on his shoe.
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Ceiling Stroke
Did I tell you the Bear had a stroke?
Don’t worry it was long ago, and there are no obvious lasting effects other than (once in a while) she won’t shut up about it.
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Desert fall to winter
It’s January 18. The sun is shinning, but the air is cool…
Time for fucking fall in Gilbert, Arizona.
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Sailing
I always wanted to be a sailor — owning my own little boat.
The Bear would never let me.
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What would Geno do?
Every fiber of my non-existent soul didn’t want to tell this story. It’s wrong on so many levels. Stop here if ye be afraid.
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Fat Biker: Narrow Paths
For years I wished the town of Gilbert would pave the canal path from Guadalupe to Warner Road. Sometimes it’s better for wishes not to come true.
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Party like it’s 2019
Twenty years ago, Prince made hits and people partied their way into the 21st Century. At midnight tonight, we are going to a new decade, but there are no songs, no anthems to celebrate the number.
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Cash for Kidney Stones — Updated
I hate the health care system just for treating me like a child, but this week my writer friend Sean is really fucked — or whatever anglo-saxon swear word you can wrap around having a rock stuck in your urethra.
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Friendly income inequality
If you make way more money than me, we can’t be friends.
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Spouse Shaming by Kate
I bumped into the shaming couple in the third world club the other night. They asked one simple question. They didn’t like my answer.
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Civilized Men
Civilization is created by women. Without them, it’s Lord of the Flies with more testosterone and back hair.
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Eating meat causes world hunger — is Bullshit
People produce plenty of food to feed everyone in the world. But don’t try to tell a vegan that.
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OK boomer
As a semi-embarrassed member of the Baby Boom, I have to say I really like the expression “OK boomer.”
