What Color is Your Dishwasher — Updated
Don’t look. Tell me what color your dishwasher is.
Picture Books
Humans are “de-evolving” into their tiny little bird brains.
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North Korea Tourista
If you love all things synchronized — swimming, rhythm gymnastics, doubles diving… Imagine how wonderful North Korea must be. You should go.
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Fucking Canadians
It’s Canada Day today… So I thought I’d send this friendly message to our northern neighbors…
Don’t get your knickers in a twist – of course this is just more of my bullshit.
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Wix sucks really hard – Updated
I started this bullshit to cut down on my email. I wanted to just send a link and not have to deal with ten’s of email replies. Brillant.
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Flying shoes
Lost: 1 purple sneaker somewhere on I-10 freeway
Found: 1 purple sneaker as it hit the windshield of my lying nazi bullshit diesel.
Reward: Yeah, here’s the reward for the dipshit douchebag millennial; you get to live without being named and shamed only because I don’t know who you are…
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This Bullshit is not working
I started this bullshit blog as a fun way to vent, cut down the long email threads from my shithead friends, and maybe get them to act right. But this bullshit is not working. The fucking USTA tennis team is still throwing out these long email chains or […]
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Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel
VW made the mistake of allowing me to “name” my car on their fraud victims website. “Lying Nazi Bullshit Diesel” just rolls off the tongue and it accurately describes my 2012 Golf. Other name candidates included: When I told the wife she said. “How are they going to […]
