The hidden toll of Pickleball
We all have that one friend who has abandoned tennis for the awful whiffle. In my case we lost “expert Bob” to the kid’s game named after fermented cucumbers.
Death by pickleball
I thought I was the biggest pickleball hater, until I read the story of a cancer patient who told the NewYork Times that living next to pickleball courts was worse than cancer.
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Pickleball confession
I have a whole category of rants about how bad “Pickleball Sucks,” but I must confess (like Katy Perry) I played a pickleball game, and I liked it.
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Kids game puts tennis in a pickle
Gazing through the warped lens of the empty whiskey glass, the Tennis Channel executive could no longer contain the anger.
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The world’s newest profession
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
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Pickleball wars
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I have played every Saturday for nearly 30 years.
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Tennis or Pickleball – you decide
“You know for someone who moves like you, pickleball is a good option,” they say. Fuck them.
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In a Pickle(ball)
Remember when I said I would walk on a pickleball court when I was in hospice? Well, apparently I’m dying.
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Suck It PickleBall — updated
When you are ready to die, try Pickle Ball.
