Repeat English 101
I used to be a “professional writer” (small town newspaperman) and a teacher of English (9th grade), so it’s fucking hard to admit that I had to repeat English
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
One of the best bullshit stories I ever heard came from Mike Brennan — or at least I’m blaming him for it.
“I met Ruby Tuesday — you know from the Rolling Stones’ song,” Mike may have said – in 1990-something. “He’s my neighbor.”
My Eulogy
Not long ago, the husband of one of my co-workers died suddenly. Got me thinking about what people would say about me…. Nothing good I imagine.
Bloody Anti-inflammatory
I can usually have a good night if I can just get my drugs right. It’s not as easy as it sounds.
Snot Factories – Invest Now
I’m not sure if it’s allergies or the fucking flu, but the last two weeks I pulled a Kafka — a metamorphasis from human being to a 240-pound snot factory.
Old Man Shit
Most people say puberty brings the biggest body changes of your life. Well, most people are shit heads. Puberty is nothing compared to…
Utah with the Nonagenarians
Remember when Spring Break was fun? Mexico, Daytona Beach..
Old Man Sex
These old men will not stop telling me about their sex lives.
Never ask an old man how he feels
“How are you?” is a fucked-up greeting to anyone with gray hair.
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