Pickleball confession
I have a whole category of rants about how bad “Pickleball Sucks,” but I must confess (like Katy Perry) I played a pickleball game, and I liked it.
Had enough
You know you have had enough of a long weekend party with the Pendejos when it’s Sunday and…
Head Case
I was denied summer camp as a child. I skipped the college dorm life. For a few years, I filled the camp/dorm fake nostalgia with Newks tennis camp.
Kids game puts tennis in a pickle
Gazing through the warped lens of the empty whiskey glass, the Tennis Channel executive could no longer contain the anger.
The world’s newest profession
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
Pickleball wars
The Pickleball wars have landed near my shores. The unholy paddle holders want to smack their whiffle balls on the sacred tennis courts where I have played every Saturday for nearly 30 years.
Tennis or Pickleball – you decide
“You know for someone who moves like you, pickleball is a good option,” they say. Fuck them.
In a Pickle(ball)
Remember when I said I would walk on a pickleball court when I was in hospice? Well, apparently I’m dying.
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