Category: Political Correctness

PC culture is the ultimate bullshit. When I can’t think of a category, shit goes here.

A Day Without Labor

By Kieran on September 2, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

I love Labor Day.

The Fourth of July is bullshit; Christmas perpetuates the Greatest Lie Ever Told; but Labor Day is simple and honest: Let’s take a day off to celebrate that we get to take days off.

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My Dad’s Girlfriend(s)

By Kieran on August 29, 2019 • ( 18 Comments )

My father is 88 years old. His biggest problem in the world is keeping his hometown girlfriend from meeting his traveling girlfriend.

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2nd Amendment

By Kieran on August 20, 2019 • ( 8 Comments )

I hate the idea of gun control. It’s the god damn assholes pulling the trigger we have to control.

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Forgotten Dad Lessons

By Kieran on July 25, 2019 • ( 16 Comments )

We often forget the impact we have on others. Here’s a little reminder that came from The Boy (now age 29) through Facebook Messenger of what a shitty dad I am.

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I May Have Assaulted a Douchebag Millennial — Allegedly

By Kieran on July 16, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

If you see me being led away in handcuffs anytime soon, it was just life teaching me another little lesson about me. Here’s my side of the story.

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Prescription for Patronizing

By Kieran on July 11, 2019 • ( 13 Comments )

I’d like to extend a heart-felt and giant “fuck you” to the entire health care system for treating us all like children.

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Never Forget

By Kieran on July 9, 2019 • ( 10 Comments )

Every Monday morning, I’m reminded why I hate Adolf Hitler. The “Never Forget” message is embedded right under my nose.

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The “Fourth” is Bullshit

By Kieran on July 2, 2019 • ( 11 Comments )

Since our first summer that we could understand English, we have all been told that the Fourth of July is America’s birthday. Well like Dec. 25 for Jesus, it’s a fucking arbitrary date picked out of their ass by politicians with a marketing agenda.

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The Patriarchy Made Me Crush a Woman

By Kieran on June 18, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

I’ve got no evidence to prove it, but I’m convinced I almost crushed a woman just to support the patriarchy.

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Hooray for Hooters

By Kieran on June 4, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

It had been a long day and a half in a crowded room listening to stories about work while not getting any work done. I couldn’t wait to head over to Hooters.

It had been built in our imaginations like a combination of Camelot and Plato’s Retreat. It was the first Hooters in the state — newly opened in downtown Phoenix.

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The Dog’s Dinner

By Kieran on May 16, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

The Bear and I inherited a grand-dog — 12 pounds of a manipulating mutt — and now it seems we can’t go to dinner without her.

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Being Defensive

By Kieran on May 2, 2019 • ( 7 Comments )

Despite dropping rates of violent crime, Americans are ever more paranoid.

The news keeps telling us about murders, home invasions and car jackings… So people adopt this mental defensive crouch like we are Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon. But actual crime rates have been dropping since the 1960’s.

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Who will Comfort this Animal

By Kieran on April 23, 2019 • ( 4 Comments )

I always thought “comfort animals” were bullshit –until I saw one last week in San Francisco.

Going through airport security is stressful enough, but the lady in front of me was losing her shit.

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Kate and Andy are at it AGAIN

By Kieran on March 23, 2019 • ( 11 Comments )

It started with Body Shaming by Kate, then her husband Andy and her friend What’s Her Name shamed my face. What could be fucking be left to make fun of?

My skin.

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Free the Nipple — Updated

By Kieran on March 21, 2019 • ( 4 Comments )

I have a lot of political opinions, but I don’t do much about them. I vote. But I don’t protest, I don’t donate to political causes very often, I don’t volunteer.

I’m suspicious of all groups. I’m not “a joiner”, and I really kinda hate people. But I finally found a political movement I can get behind: Free the Nipple.