OK boomer
As a semi-embarrassed member of the Baby Boom, I have to say I really like the expression “OK boomer.”
Donald Trump misses me
Hey happy day, I made the “special donor” list for the MAGA campaign.
Of course I did. I’m a white, baby boomer, male living in the reddest republican district in the reddish-purple state of Arizona.
The Problem with Libertarians
Believe it or not, I’ve had some friends who are Libertarians.
Yeah I know — hard to believe I had friends and harder to believe they would be right-wing nut jobs.
Drop that Swiffer
Some old white guys hate taxes and never want to fund government research. Some old white guys are fucking idiots.
The Sun Pussy
These goddamn pendejos from Tucson have taken body shaming to a whole fucking new level.
This time we were renting a few days with the 1% in the LJBTC community. Fuck Disneyland, the LJBTC is the happiest place on earth.
Springtime for Denver
It fucking snowed in Denver in September this year. I don’t live in the mountains, but I know what that’s like.
Cotes du Rhone
About 20 years ago, I heard red wine is good for you. Probably bullshit, but that doesn’t keep me from drinking 2-3 bottles a month.
And not that good red wine either. I drink the cheap shit — straight from Trader Joes. Get ready to bend down low, because my bottles are on the bottom shelf.
Gay Nazis for Jesus
I used to think I would never understand Evangelicals for Trump. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can’t they read their own book?
Steel Plates Ahead — Updated
When I first saw it, I was offended like an 18-year-old woman being called a “freshman” at an Ivy League School.
Scars and Social Skills
We are all born with some anti-social “behaviors” like monkeys flinging shit in a zoo; until our families, “friends” and classmates beat the rules of society into our thick skulls.
It’s your Birthday you Pay
Americans in 2019 are getting a steady stream of how much “better” it is in other countries. Thanks O’Trumpa.
But I got way to make them pay…
Oxy Robbery
The CVS drugstore near my office is clean, efficient, and can fill every imagniable personal need.
It’s fucking amazing. I love it.
Unfortunately, it’s more of a magnet for crime than a two-dollar whore house.
A Day Without Labor
I love Labor Day.
The Fourth of July is bullshit; Christmas perpetuates the Greatest Lie Ever Told; but Labor Day is simple and honest: Let’s take a day off to celebrate that we get to take days off.
My Dad’s Girlfriend(s)
My father is 88 years old. His biggest problem in the world is keeping his hometown girlfriend from meeting his traveling girlfriend.
2nd Amendment
I hate the idea of gun control. It’s the god damn assholes pulling the trigger we have to control.
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