Category: Political Correctness

PC culture is the ultimate bullshit. When I can’t think of a category, shit goes here.

Scars and Social Skills

By Kieran on October 1, 2019 • ( 8 Comments )

We are all born with some anti-social “behaviors” like monkeys flinging shit in a zoo; until our families, “friends” and classmates beat the rules of society into our thick skulls.

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It’s your Birthday you Pay

By Kieran on September 26, 2019 • ( 5 Comments )

Americans in 2019 are getting a steady stream of how much “better” it is in other countries. Thanks O’Trumpa.

But I got way to make them pay…

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Deadwood Walking

By Kieran on September 17, 2019 • ( 4 Comments )

If you are ever feeling fat and old, go to Deadwood, South Dakota in the summer. Look around the casino, walk the streets. In 5 minutes, you will feel a lot fucking better.

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Oxy Robbery

By Kieran on September 10, 2019 • ( 8 Comments )

The CVS drugstore near my office is clean, efficient, and can fill every imagniable personal need.

It’s fucking amazing. I love it.

Unfortunately, it’s more of a magnet for crime than a two-dollar whore house.

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A Day Without Labor

By Kieran on September 2, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

I love Labor Day.

The Fourth of July is bullshit; Christmas perpetuates the Greatest Lie Ever Told; but Labor Day is simple and honest: Let’s take a day off to celebrate that we get to take days off.

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My Dad’s Girlfriend(s)

By Kieran on August 29, 2019 • ( 19 Comments )

My father is 88 years old. His biggest problem in the world is keeping his hometown girlfriend from meeting his traveling girlfriend.

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2nd Amendment

By Kieran on August 20, 2019 • ( 8 Comments )

I hate the idea of gun control. It’s the god damn assholes pulling the trigger we have to control.

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Forgotten Dad Lessons

By Kieran on July 25, 2019 • ( 18 Comments )

We often forget the impact we have on others. Here’s a little reminder that came from The Boy (now age 29) through Facebook Messenger of what a shitty dad I am.

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I May Have Assaulted a Douchebag Millennial — Allegedly

By Kieran on July 16, 2019 • ( 6 Comments )

If you see me being led away in handcuffs anytime soon, it was just life teaching me another little lesson about me. Here’s my side of the story.

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Prescription for Patronizing

By Kieran on July 11, 2019 • ( 13 Comments )

I’d like to extend a heart-felt and giant “fuck you” to the entire health care system for treating us all like children.

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Never Forget

By Kieran on July 9, 2019 • ( 10 Comments )

Every Monday morning, I’m reminded why I hate Adolf Hitler. The “Never Forget” message is embedded right under my nose.

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The “Fourth” is Bullshit

By Kieran on July 2, 2019 • ( 11 Comments )

Since our first summer that we could understand English, we have all been told that the Fourth of July is America’s birthday. Well like Dec. 25 for Jesus, it’s a fucking arbitrary date picked out of their ass by politicians with a marketing agenda.

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The Patriarchy Made Me Crush a Woman

By Kieran on June 18, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

I’ve got no evidence to prove it, but I’m convinced I almost crushed a woman just to support the patriarchy.

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Hooray for Hooters

By Kieran on June 4, 2019 • ( 3 Comments )

It had been a long day and a half in a crowded room listening to stories about work while not getting any work done. I couldn’t wait to head over to Hooters.

It had been built in our imaginations like a combination of Camelot and Plato’s Retreat. It was the first Hooters in the state — newly opened in downtown Phoenix.