Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
Look down when you are leaving the bar at the 3rd world racquet club — one of these steps is not like the others. It’s blonde and has a slightly different pattern
“I’m dying,” the wife said in a way we all knew she was not.
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
George Carlin said something like – “Americans don’t have ‘rights’; we have temporary privileges.”
One of the reasons people gave me for going to La Jolla was to “barbecue on the beach”. What the fuck?
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
I spent 5 days in a schizophrenic haze. Not something as cool as a mental break — just a vacation with my 90-year-old dad.
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
My 90-year-old father and I flew 3000 miles to see them. The Frick and the Met, museums that is. Art gold. Let me spill a little tea.*
#RedForEd has been an awesome movement. I got to share the fruits without doing any of the labor.
Am I the only person on earth who thinks the Supreme Court should have to show its work?
When did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like a middle-age man picking internet brides from Asia.
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic — at least according to the wife I am.
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]