If everyone is a whore and it’s just a negotiation over price, I learned I have a total value of one cold beer.
One of the family secrets that I did not know until recently — my mother used to call us: “The Shit Show.”
Gazing through the warped lens of the empty whiskey glass, the Tennis Channel executive could no longer contain the anger.
I’m not sure when Gilbert, Az started letting roosters live in my neighborhood, but last year some fucking little Foghorn Leghorn moved in almost next door.
Imagine if we actually could make the dead spin in their graves…
Look down when you are leaving the bar at the 3rd world racquet club — one of these steps is not like the others. It’s blonde and has a slightly different pattern
“I’m dying,” the wife said in a way we all knew she was not.
One of the worst parts of being a fat cyclist is the clothes.
George Carlin said something like – “Americans don’t have ‘rights’; we have temporary privileges.”
One of the reasons people gave me for going to La Jolla was to “barbecue on the beach”. What the fuck?
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
I spent 5 days in a schizophrenic haze. Not something as cool as a mental break — just a vacation with my 90-year-old dad.
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
My 90-year-old father and I flew 3000 miles to see them. The Frick and the Met, museums that is. Art gold. Let me spill a little tea.*
#RedForEd has been an awesome movement. I got to share the fruits without doing any of the labor.