Asexual merges
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
The Most Amazing Thing I Ever Saw (in a grocery store)
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it.
Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading the groceries. No one said shit.
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My white emergency
I was surfing Youtube and laughing along at this Color of Change video, when I suddenly had my own white emergency.
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Suck It Tech Giants
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
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Congressional contempt
Congress’s pathetic attempts to hold insurrectionists in contempt has backfired.
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Today ain’t your birthday, Boy
The Boy made one little change on Facebook, and it sent the Savages into a tizzy.
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The Canada
Vladimir Putin is the king of bullshitters. He’s so good, even when you know he’s lying, you have to think for a second to realize just how steamy his hot pile can get…
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Putin and other neighbors
Most of my neighbors are so fucked up I can barely look them in the eye, but the Bear and the boy keep dragging me into conversations with them.
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Fuck St. Patrick and the snakes he rode in on
I’m so fucking Irish I don’t have to wear green or get drunk on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a Bullshit holiday — they don’t really celebrate it in Ireland
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Exhausted fan
In my dotage I tried becoming a fan of a celebrity — it’s not working for me.
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Chug that
I just received some devastating news… my Chiweenie may not be what I thought she was. She might be, dare I say it… part Pug.
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Flaccid is the new Pussy
Like 99 percent of all men, for years I’ve struggled with getting “pussy” right.
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I fucking hate Tom Brady –Updated
Now that the GOAT is gone, it’s going to be harder than ever to market his “personality” to a skeptical public. Details here:https://www.eotbsports.com/blogs/news/marketing-a-goat
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Next man up
If you have ever wanted to play in the NFL, start working out now…
No this isn’t some fucking review of the Kurt Warner movie – an underdog tale of “pray and play and someday your dreams will come true”…
It’s much worse than that. It’s the fucking Covid.
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Resurrection of the Roomba
For nearly two decades, I grieved the loss of my original Roomba. The little robot vacuum that couldn’t.
