Thank you for the last second invite to a private “town hall” last week. As a constituent in your district in Arizona, I so wanted to ask your some questions and evaluate your job performance as you work for me in the House of Representatives
But your private invite text reached me just as I was paying for dinner with my wife. By the time the check came, my link had expired, and I missed my “golden opportunity” to “listen” to the man who works for me. Apparently, your idea of a town hall is to only invite the people of your party (I’m a registered Republican) at the last second and even then not let them speak or ask questions.
I’ll start with a few questions and then we will get to your performance evaluation this quarter. My job prospects in health research and my 401K would like to ask:
- “As a congressman, why are you giving up all your power to set budgets for the NIH and allow Arizona to lose all of its grants? My job depends on those grants — why are you not fighting for me or better healthcare in this state?”
- “Why did my 401K grow under Biden but suddenly drop like a rock under Trump? And what are you going to do about it?”
- “The Constitution says only Congress has the power to tax. Why are you letting one man set the highest peacetime tax increase in history?”
Andy, you were chairman of the House Freedom Caucus. I thought you hated taxes and tyranny.
- “Why did you let all these new tariffs/taxes happen?”
- “Why are you letting our government kidnap people off the street and hold them in detention or ship them to El Salvador without a hearing?”
I thought you were a devout Mormon:
- “Why are you letting the pedophile, sex trafficking-Tate brothers into the country without a protest?”
As far as I can tell, you have never been asked and have never answered these questions. There’s no press conference, no town hall, no official statements on your website about these issues. Nothing but silent acquiesce and support for every illegal action Trump is taking.
You haven’t even said we should NOT attack Canada or Greenland. Apparently now your version of patriotism is to absurd everything north of International Falls, Minnesota, as US territories.
You have supported DOGE as a usurpation of Congressional authority — because you as a member of Congress have decided you can’t make your own branch of goverrnment work. That would be your fault. No one should tolerate an employee who says his job (which other people have done successfully for more than 250 years) is impossible.
And, of course, you have threaten to impeach judges who have ruled against Trump.
Now you want to run for Governor of Arizona…
Before you start talking about a “promotion,” let’s look at your job performance over the past three months.
Performance Evaluation
| Criteria | Score (1-5 — 5 is highest) | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Helping Congress fulfill it’s constitutional duty to pass a budget (hopefully balanced) | 0 | You have done nothing to pass a budget balanced or not. You voted for a Continuing Resolution that resolved nothing. |
| Communicating with constituents and reflecting their concerns to the nation. | 0 | Thanks for the last second invite to a private meeting, but this action is worse than doing nothing. You are actively creating fake events. |
| Working with the majority of Congress to set tax policy. | 0 | You have abdicated your responsibility and disgraced your office. As a result global markets have crashed. |
| Proposing new legislation and Congressional action that would make life better in America. | 0 | You have taken the actions of a fascist to impeach judges with whom you disagree and give the President tyrannical power over the judiciary. |
Other issue
I feel compelled to point out that there are credible sources which have linked you and others in Congress to asking for a pardon based on your actions on Jan. 6, 2021. Anytime you need to beg for a pardon based on your actions, you know you probably broke the law. Sure, sure you denied making the request. But your denials ring about as true as your commitment to the Constitutional powers of Congress (see evaluation on budget and taxes above).
Needless to say treason has drastically affected your job evaluation.
I will subtract 10-points for being a likely criminal and traitor who wanted to overthrow the duly-elected government and spreading lies about the 2020 election.
On a 20-point scale, I award you -10 points, and may God have mercy on your soul.1
- Because the voters won’t. In your quest for governor, you will be the older and uglier version of Kari Lake.
Wouldn’t it be remarkable if he read this. Wouldn’t it be interesting if any number of our so called leaders did. He won’t and they won’t. What a shame.
This is at once outstanding. It may be akin to playing loudly a Stradivaris violin into a canyon of uncaring fools. However, i liked it so much it needed a second read. The list of things these cowards do in order to empower the new supreme dictator needs to be chronicled. It is sad they continue to fail upwards and take the rest of us regular citizens to the brink with them. This is set to be the only president in US history that actually caused a recession. It’s almost unbelievable how blind his cult is. Anyway excellent post.
-Butterpants
Thanks. I read it a few times and didn’t like it as much as you.