Beach BBQ Bingo
One of the reasons people gave me for going to La Jolla was to “barbecue on the beach”. What the fuck?
Kieran
I've been a journalist, teacher, instructional designer, project manager, product manager, business guy... Veteran of the married life for 30-something years. Sort of helped raise one boy to be decent adult. Here to spread my bullshit and read what others have to say.
Hoisted by his own billables — Updated
I hate it when I get fooled by someone else’s bullshit. But if you hate lawyers, you gotta love this…
High Culture and Low Humor
I spent 5 days in a schizophrenic haze. Not something as cool as a mental break — just a vacation with my 90-year-old dad.
Fat Biker – Batteries Not Included
Cycling is supposed to be some crunchy-granola-zen shit — but thanks to modern engineering — it’s not…
Frick the museum
My 90-year-old father and I flew 3000 miles to see them. The Frick and the Met, museums that is. Art gold. Let me spill a little tea.*
Top 10 Reasons I Left Teaching
#RedForEd has been an awesome movement. I got to share the fruits without doing any of the labor.
Supreme drafts
Am I the only person on earth who thinks the Supreme Court should have to show its work?
Spotting Bullshit
When did Americans get so goddamn gullible? We fall for propaganda like a middle-age man picking internet brides from Asia.
Pathetic Hopeless Alcoholic
Hi, my name is Kieran, and I am a pathetic, hopeless alcoholic — at least according to the wife I am.
The world’s newest profession
It’s the end of the world as we know it. Pickleball has not only gone professional, but there are 3 pro leagues. I shit you not. Adults can pick up a paddle and win prize money for hitting a whiffle ball over a net. This has to be […]
I Remember My First Beer
I was about 11 when the family wagon rolled into Eau Claire. I was probably the first and last person to have a life-changing event there.
Asexual merges
During this fucking pandemic, I think I forgot how to do it. But I’m not the only one.
In order for me to get off, you need to get on…
The Most Amazing Thing I Ever Saw (in a grocery store)
I was taking my paper bag (I know I hate this fucking planet) and leaving Trader Joe’s, when I saw it.
Holy fuck. A guy was drinking a beer in the checkout line. He had a half-finished six pack at the register. His wife or girlfriend was loading the groceries. No one said shit.
My white emergency
I was surfing Youtube and laughing along at this Color of Change video, when I suddenly had my own white emergency.
Suck It Tech Giants
Facebook, Apple and Google — guess what, we hate you like you were the phone company or the post office in 1975.
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