Category: Savages

My in-laws are a bunch of disgusting Savages. See if you agree.

Volleybrawl — sort of

I tried to play volleyball, once.  Nearly, got my nose broken (by the Bear) and almost got in a different fight.

It was early in our relationship.  Shortly after I ate the tamale husks to impress the Savages.

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Being Defensive

Despite dropping rates of violent crime, Americans are ever more paranoid.

The news keeps telling us about murders, home invasions and car jackings… So people adopt this mental defensive crouch like we are Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon. But actual crime rates have been dropping since the 1960’s.

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Becoming a Skinny Fuck in San Francisco

 It sucks being the only fat man in San Francisco. I was there for work last week squeezed into a conference hotel with a 1000 skinny fucks.

A bunch of vegans and vegetarians with food allergies surrounded me.  Even in the few moments when I escaped the hotel, the streets were packed, the restaurants and bars had these tiny chairs and tables stacked on each other like legos.

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Headbutt

As a parent, there are a few moments when you don’t know whether to be pissed or to be proud.

Listen to this bullshit, and tell me which I should have been.

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Iris LaBonga

I have never trusted birds — useless fucking things that just mock us with their ability to swoop down on our heads.  But years ago something happened that changed my mind.

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Killing me with Coffee

Something different.

This crazy lady I met on the internet asked if I would write something for her blog.  Unlike all the other lifestyle and recipe blogs, she rants and swears with the best of them.  Unlike my bullshit, there’s a lot more to her stuff than just anger and insults.

So, I could only hope to put some bullshit together that would fit on her page.  And sadly this is the best I could do.

You can read it on her page:

http://ccorral.blogspot.com/2019/01/killing-me-with-coffee.html

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