No Fault Margaritas
Goddamnit, Indian Wells changed the margarita glasses at the fucking tennis tournament…
A letter from Kieran to his "douchebag millennial" tennis team
Well, well, looky who volunteered to captain our fucked-up tennis team this season: Julian, the ODM (Original Douchebag Millennial). We didn’t even get to start the first match before the fucking universe brought down a cloud of karma on his head. Fellow douchebag, Sherwin, bailed out of the […]
A letter from Kieran to his tennis team — get on the short bus fuckers
I’m thinking of buying a white van and a long rope, so I can get you dumb shits to follow the eternal fucking rules of rec tennis.
Bloody Anti-inflammatory
I can usually have a good night if I can just get my drugs right. It’s not as easy as it sounds.
FUCK the USTA — Again
It’s the US Open mother fuckers, time to celebrate tennis. But I just had to go to the uspen.org website and fucking ruin it.
Wix sucks really hard – Updated
I started this bullshit to cut down on my email. I wanted to just send a link and not have to deal with ten’s of email replies. Brillant.
Any club that would have me…
There is a club in Tucson Az, where it’s nearly impossible to tell if the members are tennis players or semi-functioning drunks. It’s the only club I have ever joined. 99-percent of tennis clubs in America are full of tea-tea-tottling, upper-class twits who cheat on line calls — […]
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