We were sitting at a table of 6. Squeezed between 5 tables in a crowded dining space on the first night of our group tour of Italy. Here on the Lido (near Venice) the tour provided two bottles of wine per table — one white, one red. Everybody at our table was drinking red.
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One of the best bullshit stories I ever heard came from Mike Brennan — or at least I’m blaming him for it.
“I met Ruby Tuesday — you know from the Rolling Stones’ song,” Mike may have said – in 1990-something. “He’s my neighbor.”
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On the tour in Italy, the wife only wanted to add a few “excursions.” The first was a gondola ride in Venice. “I’ve always wanted to do that,” she said like something in our 36 years of marriage was missing…
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Often tennis is much more than a game. It’s a good way to stay connected to those you care about — and some you don’t (looking at you Geno, and your little friend flaccid penis Joe).
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For two years I have carefully conducted my own survey of spatial awareness…
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They say travel broadens the mind. They say a lot of stupid shit like that, but I can tell you one thing I leaned after traveling in Italy…. for the last 50 years I’ve been doing coffee all wrong.
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Every time I find a tennis shoe I like – brand, make, model, year, color, 10 seconds after I walk out of the store, they change all the fucking models
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Not too long ago, I told the story of how I learned that the side of earth Amazon box is covered with a penis.
Apparently, I was the last to know.
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A couple of friends of mine recently split up, and it made me think that we are just a fucked up species.
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Since I was a child hiding under my desk at school “practicing for World War III,” I’ve known the “end is near.” It didn’t start with me. We have all “known it” for a long time.
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How can you spot a happy bikers? Count the bugs in their teeth.
I know that’s an old terrible joke… but it sort of applies to bicycles too. I’ve swallowed my share of “free protein” — especially riding at night.
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I recently took my 15th final farewell trip to the third world racquet club in Tucson. I learned something that may change the way I look at a small part of life — forever. Once you hear this story, it’s going to mess you up too.
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This is for all the “older” people — feeling that life has passed them by…
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If you are ever feeling fat and old, go to Deadwood, South Dakota in the summer. Look around the casino, walk the streets. It’s better than time travel.
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To give the poor souls some rest from my bullshit words, I have grudgingly added pictures to these rants for the past 4 years.
It’s not going well.
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