The high cost of the Electoral College
It was created to solve a problem that didn’t exist, and now the very existence of the Electoral College creates a bigger problem — giving power to losers.
Say their name — Traitors
Protestors, rioters, terrorists… seem to be the media’s choice for naming the fools who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 and might be planning more attacks this week.
Cops and prosecutors arrest and charge them as trespassers and assaulters and say they participated in “disorderly conduct.”
But all that’s bullshit.
Crime and President –Updated
I used to think only Banana Republics prosecuted and imprisoned politicians who lost.
But we need to make an exception for the Orange Republican.
This is only the beginning
No matter what happens tonight on election night, it’s just the beginning.
The founding fathers were a little fucked up — Updated
This is a good time to remember the “Founders.” But if one more wanna be GOP “thinker” tells me he “believes in” the Constitution, I’m just going to take a shit on his shoe.
Registered Republican
You would never know from reading this Bullshit, but I have a secret. I’m a registered Republican in the state of Arizona.
Tick, Tock I’m Coming for You — Neighbor
I’m infesting my Gilbert, Az, neighborhood like lime disease or rabies.
The “Fourth” is Bullshit
Since our first summer that we could understand English, we have all been told that the Fourth of July is America’s birthday. Well like Dec. 25 for Jesus, it’s a fucking arbitrary date picked out of their ass by politicians with a marketing agenda.
Fat Biker: Clueless Riders
My clueless riders, didn’t ask and didn’t know those things. They just assumed that everyone thinks it’s OK to endanger and maybe kill other people who don’t look like or sound like you.
Clintocracy
The fucking Democrats can’t punch their way out of a plastic grocery bag.
All the Feelings of a Head of Lettuce
If you don’t want to eat meat or dairy or anything with eyes, just keep crunching your broccoli and shut your fucking mouth about it.
Taking a Knee
When the fuck did our government get the right to force us to salute a piece of cloth and sing an English drinking song? Apparently it happened this month
Re-pussy-can Party
I used to grudginly respect Republicans. I didn’t agree with any of their trickle-down, deficit-hawk bullshit. But they at least looked into crimes…
White Men will be Fine — Updated
On some random Facebook post, somebody said: “the era of white men is over”. That could be the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read.
Harvey and Irma Expose Fucked Up Politics
We can all agree Harvey and Irma dumped a shit ton of rain from Texas to North Carolina.
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